Dad HATED Zucchini - and here's why. The chicken coop.

Dad hated zucchini. Refused to eat it.

He didn't always though. I asked him why and the story went like this.

In his early 20s, dad was a journeyman carpenter - just in time for the massive recession, and no jobs for carpenters. He found a job "teaching" at a very small Highschool up in Kitwanga, BC - initially in his trade, which was woodworking. Because he wasn't trained as a teacher, he was paid essentially minimum wage, and allowed to teach on a "letter of permission" from the Superintendent. 

There were problems. Namely, nowhere to live, and no money to buy food. He had to find ways to make it with moving and paying student debt, a toddler (me) and a new baby due any day (Rebekah).

Dad said the owner of the Kitwanga General Store was very generous and gave him a $300 line of credit there for groceries. This was enough for staples - flour, sugar, oil, tea, etc. Now they needed a place to live.

For finding a place to live, Dad lined up a cabin, which was a chicken coop for a while, and was now a cabin again. Very rustic, very basic, and most importantly - very cheap. 

Photo gallery of the "chicken coop" below, these from 2019. In 2019 it was literally on it's last legs - the foundation had mostly eroded and it was on the verge of collapse. 

The cabin was on a farm, and in Cedarvale, a small community along the Skeena only a few minutes southwest of Kitwanga. Word got out the Mom and Dad - and their small children - needed some food. So, as Dad told the story, a farmer generously donated a small mountain of zucchini squash. 

"Zucchini pancakes, zucchini bread, fried zucchini, baked zucchini... we cooked and prepared zucchini in every known possible way." - quote, dad.

"I never ever want to see another Zucchini ever again" - also quote dad.

"Get that zucchini out of my face" - dad, too

The combination of the line of credit and the mountain of Zucchini got my family through a couple of months of hardship until Dad's low-wage paycheques started rolling in. I don't remember him complaining about Zucchini when I was a kid (we weren't allowed to complain, so he had to lead by example, lol) but when we got bigger, he started refusing to touch Zucchini anything, and then this story came out. 

I've been meaning to tell it for a while. When I see the funny summer Zucchini memes I always think of dad, who made a meme out of Zucchinis before that was even a thing. 

Here is a photo of Noah, with one of his fav veggies to grow... Zucchinis :) 

Friday night movie night!

Growing up, Dad was pretty anti-TV. He was strict about us not wasting our lives in front of screens - perhaps an easier battle than in today's world. He had an exception though - Friday nights. When we moved to Hazelton from High Level, Dad had a job again as a high school teacher, and access to some school equipment - namely the old VHS players and TVs. The school principals would allow Dad to bring home the ugliest, crappiest, oldest player and TV after work on Friday as long as no one noticed and he brought it back first thing on Monday. I suppose the idea was, if my Dad broke it, no one would really notice or care.

Looking back on it, this would have been quite the chore. The player and TV were nothing like modern-day panels and players - the photo here is of the actual VHS player he'd bring home. It was top-loading and gigantic - a "dinosaur" as Dad called it. He'd have to lug that darn thing plus the TV into the van, then unload at our house. It didn't stop there - as a no-TV family, our living room wasn't set up for show-watching - so he'd re-arrange the furniture, and set it all up. 

One of our favourite things was getting to go to the video rental store on Friday, where we'd debate and try and convince each other to rent a certain movie or favourite show. Occasionally Dad would choose a movie. We'd gather up the rentals and head back home in a state of excitement. 

Us kids would gather up around the TV, sometimes on the couch but often sitting on the floor in front of the couch. As the oldest, I often had the pleasure of putting the VHS tape in and getting it running (sometimes having to rewind the tape first). Dad would often make popcorn in a massive bread bowl as we started watching our chosen movie, and then bring it in for us. 

Sometimes if the show was interesting (he had a soft spot for Disney movies, and anything silly or off-colour) he would come join us, laying on the floor, sometimes with kids piled on top of him. It was in this environment, and with this old VCR that he first introduced us to Star Wars properly - and that original trilogy became one of my favorites. One of his favorite movies of all time was inspector Clouseau - he would howl with laughter, sometimes laughing so hard he would literally be ROFTL. One of my motivations for becoming employed ASAP (age 10) was to have a few extra dollars in my pocket to rent my own movies. 

Friday nights were special, and they'd often be followed up by Saturday morning breakfast - pancakes or Dad's famous grain cake with homemade syrup. 

I am happy to report that we mostly followed this model - we at times have been quite strict with our kids and screens, including allowing only 1 "screen night" per week. I am writing this because I was away on a long trip, came home, and we just had a Friday night movie night that felt very familiar. 

The difference is that I have it much easier - no lugging around dinosaurs so my kids can enjoy their Friday night movie :) 

Tennis!

I woke up this morning and realized - oh my gosh, I haven't done a post about Dad and his love of Tennis! When Bianca Andreescu had her amazing season and won the US Open, I thought - Dad would have LOVED that. Tennis was one of those rare indulgences he'd have if there was a great storyline happening - a crazy personality doing crazy stuff, an underdog going for the top, or an ancient rivalry playing out. Originally Dad played Tennis, and as I would find out, was a really good tennis player. 

Dad's Dad William (Bill) Beaton suffered a heart event while playing Tennis in Victoria at the age of 59. He then slid into a coma and passed away. Dad mentioned this to me a couple times when I'd ask for the details of my grandfather's death, but it never seemed to really impact his love and passion for the game in the way you might imagine.

There was infrequent TV watching in our household growing up, but exceptions would be made for the occasional must-watch tennis match. I loved watching Dad watch the game more than the game itself - he would hoot, holler, and exclaim while watching, and sometimes offer entertaining commentary. 

When Dad's Mom Marian was sick with cancer and in a wheelchair, I asked her what she'd like to do before she passed away. She thought for a minute and then shocked me by saying "I would love to see your Dad play tennis, just one last time." I asked why, and she said she used to love watching him play his heart out. I seem to recall a story or two about some epic Tennis battles Dad had with his Dad, until he finally was able to defeat him.

Dad was always super humble about his Tennis abilities around me, he never ever boasted or told personal stories about his personal Tennis battles with rivals, or his rise to Tennis fame in the family. I do remember seeing him playing once as a little kid, and seeing him flash around the court - but not knowing what was going on. When it finally wrapped up, I asked him "who won?" and he just said "I did" and we moved on. 

For a big chunk of our lives, we lived away from Tennis courts. When I was a teenager we moved to the Victoria area, and Dad introduced me to Tennis. He taught me how to serve and all the basics of volleying forehand and backhand. I should tell you I felt pretty horrible about my skills, and Dad was patient and always mildly encouraging. It is also worth noting that Dad never really "went easy" on me. He never "let" me win like some parents do with their kids (me). I didn't manage to win a single set against him. Once I remember *almost* winning a set, and him grinning and encouraging me, as he defeated me yet again and took the game 5-0, again. I also remember that he always seemed to be in the right place at the right time, and his skills seemed god-like.

I never managed to beat my Dad in Tennis. When I was 15 he started to lose one of his major nerves, and he progressively lost the use of one of his lungs until it was actually working against his other lung. The only time I got to see him in his glory (playing against other good players) was when I was in my early 20s. He was living in Duncan and had joined a weekly Tennis club at the bubble. I had been practicing daily with a Tennis friend, who was also very good. I was getting better and better (and was fit), so thought I was finally ready to share a court with my Dad. I bought a super nice expensive racket, and joined the same club in Duncan.

Those days are some of my favourite memories - I would drive the nearly hour there and back to play once a week, and I got to see my Dad play amazing Tennis - on only one lung. He had a very powerful forehand, and a backhand seemed to stretch for miles. He played very strategically and always seemed to be in the right place. The couples teams would be random, but if you won you moved up a court, and if you lost, you moved down. Dad always seemed to be playing up court. Other skilled players respected him. A few times I got to play with him, and sometimes against him, and it was so much fun. I loved it. I loved it because I got to see him play up close, and also because he was a fierce competitor who was never unkind.

Seeing him play with his peers helped my understand why it was such a part of his life. He was skilled and he loved the game. I haven't played tennis much at all since those days in the bubble, but am reminded of him every time I see a Tennis headline in the news. Much love, Jacob.

Both Sides Now

Here's another one I remember dad singing a lot. It would have been when we were kids in the 90s some time. 
Mom and Dad met through music at St. Phillips church in Oak Bay. It's her guitar I'm playing in the videos, but a lot of my memories are of Dad singing with Rebekah. I can hear them together when I hear this one. 

Dad's 65th Birthday - From Jacob

Hi Everyone, I posted this on my Facebook profile this morning, here it is if you'd like to read my thoughts about Dad on his birthday. Love, Jacob.

It would have been Dad Roderick McKye Iain Beaton's 65th birthday today. Still so young, he is deeply missed. He never made a deal out of his birthday when we were growing up, to the point where I didn't actually memorize his birth date until I was an adult, and later put it on my iCal!

He was always a difficult person to buy presents for, but I also enjoyed making or buying a present for him as a kid because no matter what he always seemed to enjoy it. If he was ever shocked or disappointed, I don't remember it. I made him an ugly candle holder in metal work class, and he faithfully used it for years in the kitchen. I used some of my savings to buy him a solar-powered-hat-fan one year, even though he didn't wear hats - but I remember him grinning ear to ear, thanking me, and wearing that hat around for days. There was a tomato phone, a phone shaped like a tomato, that was expensive so I bought it as a joint present for him and mom together. It was uncomfortable to use and had a high pitch ring, but he put it in their bedroom, on his side of the bed on the nightstand.

On the flip side, Dad ALWAYS made sure to make a big deal out of our birthdays! When we were little he was often the baker, making custom cakes based on whatever our fixation was that year. A belly-button cake for Jonathan. A unicorn or horse cake for Rebekah. He'd try and keep the cake a bit of a secret, so there'd be a big unveil with candles and singing. Of the few photos we still have from our childhoods, there's a couple of each of us in front of a custom dad cake with candles on top.

I sometimes think what Dad would be doing if he was still alive - and the answer is always obvious. He'd be helping and loving people unconditionally (both adults and kids), and he'd probably have another rescued dog in his care. He'd still be broke because, well, he was never about money, and giving his time to his family and community was always more important than making extra bucks. He said more than a couple times "Jacob, the biggest lesson I've learned over the years is to say nine times more positive things to people than negative."

Happy birthday Dad.


Hello Brother

When I was a kid, we had Louie Armstrong's "What a wonderful world" album. What a wonderful world is a great tune, but this one reminds me of dad the most. I don't remember him singing it, but he might have. 

I remember him listening to it with another parent, It may have even been uncle Bryan. He thought that every parent's dream was to make a life for their children that was better then theirs had been. It moved him to tears. 

This time uncle Bryan figured it out and we laid it down in one visit. 

-Jonathan

Dropping In

How normal is dropping in? Dad would drop in unannounced on friends, family, and acquaintances. He'd revel in surprise - dropping in on an acquaintance or family member who least expected a VW van with Dad and his family to roll up to their doorstep. Dropping in was a two-way street though, he'd also whole-heartedly welcome people who would drop in on us. Growing up as a kid, I thought this was normal - I thought everyone did this. 

We'd travel a lot. I'd lived in more than one house for every year of my life by the time I was 12, so there was the moving house kind of travel. On top of that there was the summer travel, when we'd be off so Dad could complete summer school, or so we could connect with family. We never stayed in hotels, so it was either camping, or sleeping in the basement of some unsuspecting host. 

Dad would become impishly happy in the hours and minutes prior to surprising someone. Sometimes it was a churchfellow who'd moved and given Dad their new address saying "if you're ever in the area, drop by!" Or a workfellow, like another teacher. Or a childhood friend. This happened many times. I can count at least a half dozen clear memories from when I was small of dropping in and staying overnight before moving on and pretty much never seeing those hosts again.

To be fair, sometimes Dad had called ahead, but he loved to under-promise and over-deliver - in other words, he loved to surprise you by showing up a day early. So he's say "we should be there Saturday night" and then Dad would gleefully show up on a Friday night. What a rebel.

I want to share with you a couple special memories I have about dropping in on Dad.

In the first memory,  I was 18 or 19 and was living in Vancouver. For some reason I now forget, I'd arrived in Victoria super early in the morning, and I knew Dad would just be getting up. I also knew he left his doors unlocked. So I snuck in - gleefully I might add - and discovered he was in the shower. Perfect. So I hid outside the door, and when he opened it I leapt out at him like an angry bear. Totally worth it. I remember him grinning ear to ear so pleased I was there (after the shock and adrenaline rush had subsided of course).

A few years later Dad was living in Duncan. I happened to be in town, helping the Cowichan Tribes with their pitch to host the North American Indigenous Games. The pitch went late, and a couple of the out-of-town celebrities that the Tribes had hired to help with the presentation ended up being locked out of their Hotel. I heard about it, and feeling out of options, dropped by Dad's house with the out-of-towners who needed a place to sleep. I had to wake Dad up. Despite the tiredness and surprise, Dad was super happy and welcoming, kind of shocking the guests with his kindness, and perhaps his bare-chested typical lack of clothing ;)  

We woke up the next morning, and Dad had cooked us a big breakfast feast. I remember the guests looking at me, shocked that he'd done so much. In that moment I felt like a wealthy guy, as they looked at me like I was the luckiest to have such a welcoming, giving Dad.

I inherited Dad's welcoming - we had a record number of visitors and drop-ins this year at our farm - and I love to cook for masses. I didn't take on the dropping in part. Poor planning? Sometimes, yea, that's me. I don't drop in unnounced anymore though. It's too nerve-wracking, and I'm not bombastic enough to make myself welcome the way Dad seemed to be able to. 

As I grew up into an adult, it gradually dawned on me how abnormal Dad's dropping in behaviour was. It really isn't done. But Dad was abnormal in many ways - he was generous to a fault. He got to know his neighbours no matter where we lived. And his doors were literally always open to weary travellers and other guests.

Did Dad ever drop in on you and surprise you? I'd love to hear about it.


Homemade Root Beer

When we moved back to Hazelton from High Level in the late 80s, Dad had a job teaching at the alternate school in 2-Mile. He was one of two teachers, the other was the admin, and the small school was basically split in half between them. He would have been around 32 years old. He got a homemade root beer making kit from somewhere, collected up some used 2 litres, and got to making root beer as an educational activity. 

Here on the farm the boys and I have made our first forays into fermenting food. I've learned that naturally fermented food creates carbon dioxide, and if you limit it to a sealed bottle, that carbon dioxide dissolves into the liquid as the pressure in the bottle increases. Experienced brewers will put the fermented brew into the bottles at just the right time, so that the pressure isn't so high that it will explode the bottle. Dad was not an experienced brewer. At all.

Normally when you open a carbonated drink - like a can of beer or pop - there's a little hiss as the extra pressure escapes, then you can go ahead and enjoy the fizzy drink. Something went a bit wrong with Dad's brew, because the 2-litre bottles became *extremely* pressurized. I looked it up, and modern plastic 2 litres max out around 150 PSI - to compare, your car tire probably has around 35 PSI in it. When you opened one of Dad's homemade root beer bottles, you had to hang on for dear life. It must have been up around the limit of the bottle.

Dad absolutely DELIGHTED in the difficulty and drama of opening his homemade root beer. He'd devised a method where the 2 litre would sit in a big mixing bowl. One person would unscrew the lid, while another would hold a large measuring cup (4 cups or larger), facing down, over top. As the cap came off, all the pressurized homemade pop would explode out the bottle, and shoot upward with incredible force. The person holding the measuring cup would need to keep a death grip until the bottle depressurized. The rocket stream of pop would hit the inside of the measuring cup, and flow back down into the mixing bowl. Afterward most of the pop would be in the mixing bowl, and a small amount would be left in the bottle. To get a rough idea of what this is like, check out Mentos + Coke fun.

Dad's favourite story was when he first brought the "finished" brew into school, and had the students help him open it. He had a student holding the measuring cup while the cap was unscrewed. When the pop exploded out and hit the measuring cup, the student screamed, let go, and ran away. By his telling, the force was so strong that it blasted the large measuring cup all the way up to the ceiling. The root beer mushroomed against the ceiling before calming down. He would proudly proclaim that the root beer stain is still on the ceiling of the alternate school to this day - and to the best of my knowledge, it still is! The last time I was in there a number of years ago, I was able to find the stain quite easily, and it was quite large - larger than a dinner plate.

Unfortunately I don't recall Dad attempting any more home brew after that, other than some strange miracle mushroom ferment, but that is another story. The exploding root beer at school was one of his many favourite stories to tell. 

Songs From Dad.

Dad was musical.
Our parents met when him and uncle Brian were singing in churches around town. I didn't really understand music when I was young. I only really started listening to music when I was 16. 
As time goes on, I see how much of dad was music. His parents made all of his siblings take music when they were kids. And most of them still play. Music theory was ingrained in dad. I still struggle to grasp it, and need hours of practice to figure anything out musically. For dad it seemed to come easy. He could hear a tune, know the key and know the chords in that key, play along and elaborate on a melody.

He was always singing something while we drove around BC. I would drift in and out of sleep to the sound of his barely audible tune, mostly catching a syllable here and there. The songs keep coming to me the more I play. I'll work to put down as many as I can here. 

Do you have any suggestions? I'll keep picking out more. 
-Jonathan

Kitwanga General Store

Dad got his first "real" teaching job in Kitwanga, when I was basically a toddler. My parents and I lived in Kitwanga, then moved to a rustic cabin (Dad called it the Chicken Coop) in Cedarvale, then back in to Kitwanga. I was just about kindergarten age when we left, meaning we lived there and Dad taught there for a total of maybe three or four years. Last fall (2018) my wife, kids, and I got a deal on an old farm in Kitwanga, and we moved back to a small town that houses all my earliest memories. It also turns out it is a place where Dad - then known as Ian Beaton - is fondly remembered.

The General Store along with the neighbouring post office serves as the de-facto hub of the community. You run into folks and end up visiting in the isles sometimes for hours. We got to know the owners of the general store gradually over our first few visits. Both of them remember Dad fondly. Thys, the husband, said Dad was his teacher. "My favourite teacher I ever had, actually" he said with a smile. Dawn, the wife, remembers coming over with her previous husband and kids for tea and visits with mom and dad. "That was another life" she said with a smile. 

Dad would have loved the General Store - they have literally everything you are looking for, and more! Thys has been my go-to problem solver, I head over there with a problem and he has the tools and supplies to fix it, as well as the knowledge. "Dad would've known how to do this" I've said more than a few times, while Thys nods in agreement.

A few weeks ago we went to the store as a family. I had some texting to do before getting out of the car, and the kids headed in without me. "HEY, are you guys BEATONS?" I hear a voice call out to my boys. They both stop, Ezra replies "Yup!" I hear another voice "See, I KNEW they had to be a Beaton!" I jump out of the car and go say "Hi."
"Wow, you are definitely a Beaton! Are you Ian's son?" There are two men, one sitting in a minivan and the other leaning against it, wearing a hivis vest. "Yes" I smile and reply. "How is the old man?" They ask, eager. "Unfortunately he's passed away." I tell them. They go on to say that dad was their teacher. They are brothers from neighbouring Gitanyow.
"Remember? He was the little guy!" One brother says to the other, pointing to me. "Yes, I remember, Mr. Beaton used to bring him to the school, and sometimes to class." I am absolutely blown away. The recognized my kids as being Roderick/ Ian's kids, more than 35 years since having my dad as a teacher. He obviously left an impression.